Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Good Lord Hath Smiled Upon Me

Just saw the most horrific sight. As I open the door, I can smell it. Creeping closer to the stall I find exactly what I didn't want to see...abandoned boxers. And not just abandoned, but poopy abandoned. As the smell gets worse, I look up and see the porcelain has been abandoned too...smeared with brown remnants of the catastrophe that lay on the floor before me.

The smell was too strong so I bailed in search of another option. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted the gem - a small single seat marked "Staff Only." It's clear that it's rarely used, though the hallway nearby is frequented. I will be back.

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