Alls Well That Ends Well

I hold it in and with a grin

Let it all cut loose

On the occasion I feel like a raisin

My feeling is surprise

I cut it in half and feel quite the splash

It smells like something died

Curse of the Black Pearl

Over high seas the shadow rises

Begin again the storm anew

Darkness

The depths are furious

Empty skies fill the sea

A thousand cups overflowed

With the excess of the storm

Prehistoric

Half donkey, half scone, half dinosaur, this ones a real ass tea wreck.

Fighting Fire with Fire

Tobasco Chipotle vs Texas Pete is not the showdown you want to be around for. Hide the women and children, someone is about to get killed in the street. "Where's the sherriff?" you might wonder. He's bent in half wishing the wild west had bidets.

Tree Ripened Fruit

Only one holds it

Legend has satisfaction

Practice takes patience

Pressure Building

The higher the floor

Pressure down from the ceiling 

Explosion, collapse

Below Deck

Cramping down below

Put out the fire quickly

Drink the pain away