Toothpaste Chronicles

I been outta toothpaste for a fucking week. It really blows cuz I used up all the mini tubes too. Who knew that 'pro-health' shit sucked so bad? Seriously it's got no foaming action. How the eff am I supposed to know its working if it doesn't foam? So that's why I use Aquafresh now cuz that bitch foams up good. Plus it's like way mintier. I like that cuz it makes my poop minty.