Best of Both Worlds

As widely known amongst bowel buffs, airport facilities are among the worst. It is therefore important to choose from the long array of chrome stalls wisely. Choose a compartment which has been used only lightly. This allows you to work quickly without the need to pre-janetize. This, in turn, will make best use of the warm seat left by the anonymous pooper before you. That warmth may in fact be the difference between life and death.