Spicy food is my nemesis. It is so good, but it wrecks me so bad. So yesterday I was having sushi and I'm like oh man I totally should NOT eat this much wasabi because I will regret it. Then today at lunch I'm like oh yea baby Siracha rocks - ya know why? - cuz it fuckin works!
Now I realize that I am dumb. The lack of foresight and elbow grease has put me in an awful predicament. As I speed home from the restaurant, I realize that we are not all winners. Another thought goes through my head - it wouldn't be so bad if I shit the car, cuz I could get a rental, right? yea that'd be totally fine. I'd be a couple hundred bucks, plus the cleaning of my car - no problem - totally worth it. Then I'm like why is that Lexus going so freaking slow in the left lane? and why is he braking every 100 feet with no one in front of him? fffffffffffff
To cut what seemed like a very long car ride short, I made it. Gerd jerb.
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