First Poost

Why is it that the worst dumps always occur when it's most inconvenient? Let me explain. I have shit twice at work... ever. I have wept twice at work... ever. I wish I could say these events are unrelated. Maybe it's the sterility of a bathroom that's cleaned nightly - that unconcious desire to destroy that which is pristine. Maybe it's all that coffee catching up with me. Maybe I shouldn't have had so much beer and Mexican food last night. Now at this point I'm still willing to believe it's just a small sample size. Further study is required.